Post by DaughterofOphelia on May 30, 2011 11:45:02 GMT -5
'Kay guys, bear with me please. This is the first story I've written for Nox. Paul and Ryan are going to appear in the story too.
For some reason I'm setting it in this year. I'll tell you later why.
Untitled
Edited by galawaygirl7, the computer and me
Sunshine D. O'Malley was very excited. Today was the CT concert, she had been waiting for it for months! She figured that since the concert was so close to her house and her favorite park, that she would go to the park before the concert. She walked to the park, which was only a mere five minutes from her house. When she arrived, she checked to make sure there was no one around, sat down under a tree, and then proceeded to sing. This is the song she sang:
"Celebrity"
by Brad Paisley
Someday I'm gonna be famous, do I have talent, well no
These days you don't really need it thanks to reality shows
Can't wait to date a supermodel, can't wait to sue my dad
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari on my way to rehab
[1st Chorus]
'Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
You can act just like a fool
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
I can throw a major fit
When my latte isn't just how I like it
When they say I've gone insane
I'll blame it on the fame
And the pressures that go with
Being a celebrity
I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters when things don't go my way
And I'll get community service no matter which law I break
I'll make the supermarket tabloids, they'll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down the more my price goes up
[2nd Chorus]
'Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
I can fall in and out of love
Have marriages that barely last a month
When they go down the drain
I'll blame it on the fame
And say it's just so tough
Being a celebrity
[Bridge]
So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west
To the land of the fun and the sun
We'll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires
Hey hey, Hollywood, here we come
[3rd Chorus]
'Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
Being a celebrity
Yeah celebrity
Now what she didn't know was that The Lads from CT where staying at a hotel three blocks away from the park and had decided to explore their surroundings.
They had come into the park just as she started the song, and it sent them into fits of giggles. But then George pointed out that she probably didn't want people to hear her sing since she kept stopping and saying things like "no too pitchy," and "a little less country twang Sunny," and "Sunny, you'll never be able to sing without a bucket to carry a tune!" They tried to calm themselves down. They listened to the lyrics of the song and whispered to each other, "Wow, for such a small lass she has a powerful voice and a good memory!" When she finished, they clapped, cheered, and whistled. She turned around to see them standing there, for a moment she was too stunned to do anything. Then she stood up, smiled, and said, "Hello lads! I am Sunshine D. O'Malley. It's nice to meet ye!"
For some reason I'm setting it in this year. I'll tell you later why.
Untitled
Edited by galawaygirl7, the computer and me
Sunshine D. O'Malley was very excited. Today was the CT concert, she had been waiting for it for months! She figured that since the concert was so close to her house and her favorite park, that she would go to the park before the concert. She walked to the park, which was only a mere five minutes from her house. When she arrived, she checked to make sure there was no one around, sat down under a tree, and then proceeded to sing. This is the song she sang:
"Celebrity"
by Brad Paisley
Someday I'm gonna be famous, do I have talent, well no
These days you don't really need it thanks to reality shows
Can't wait to date a supermodel, can't wait to sue my dad
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari on my way to rehab
[1st Chorus]
'Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
You can act just like a fool
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
I can throw a major fit
When my latte isn't just how I like it
When they say I've gone insane
I'll blame it on the fame
And the pressures that go with
Being a celebrity
I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters when things don't go my way
And I'll get community service no matter which law I break
I'll make the supermarket tabloids, they'll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down the more my price goes up
[2nd Chorus]
'Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
I can fall in and out of love
Have marriages that barely last a month
When they go down the drain
I'll blame it on the fame
And say it's just so tough
Being a celebrity
[Bridge]
So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west
To the land of the fun and the sun
We'll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires
Hey hey, Hollywood, here we come
[3rd Chorus]
'Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
Being a celebrity
Yeah celebrity
Now what she didn't know was that The Lads from CT where staying at a hotel three blocks away from the park and had decided to explore their surroundings.
They had come into the park just as she started the song, and it sent them into fits of giggles. But then George pointed out that she probably didn't want people to hear her sing since she kept stopping and saying things like "no too pitchy," and "a little less country twang Sunny," and "Sunny, you'll never be able to sing without a bucket to carry a tune!" They tried to calm themselves down. They listened to the lyrics of the song and whispered to each other, "Wow, for such a small lass she has a powerful voice and a good memory!" When she finished, they clapped, cheered, and whistled. She turned around to see them standing there, for a moment she was too stunned to do anything. Then she stood up, smiled, and said, "Hello lads! I am Sunshine D. O'Malley. It's nice to meet ye!"