Post by DaughterofOphelia on Aug 31, 2011 20:13:01 GMT -5
This is probably not very funny, but it's all I could think of. I hope you like it!
~ Two days before the last venue of the tour ~
"Since Ryan is sick, you'll take his place for Heartbreaker Keith." Sharon said.
"Me?" He asked.
"Is there another Keith here that could do it?" Sharon asked sarcastically.
"Well, no, I guess." Keith said.
~ 5 minutes til Heartbreaker ~
"Okay, so all black right?" Keith asked.
"Yep." Damian said.
"Okay, black shoes, check. Black shirt, check. Black jacket, check. Black pants, check. Black handkerchief, check." Keith rattled off. "Did I get it all Damo?"
"You're fine." Damian answered. "Except you need a black wig."
"I do not!" Keith said.
Sharon appeared.
"He does not Damian!" She said, then disappeared.
"See?! Told ya so!" Keith said triumphantly.
"Aww man!" Damian said.
"Keith, you're up to sing Heartbreaker!" His earpiece crackled.
"Break a leg mate!" Damian said.
~ Onstage ~
"Wooooooooo!!!!!!!!" The girls in the crowd yelled.
"They say that I'm a bad boy......." Keith started singing.
Five girls in the front row fainted.
"That I just can't help myself......" He continued.
Girls took snapshots with their phones, while screaming as loud as they could.
"Nothing but a Heartbreaker!" He finished the song with all the girls screaming so loud he thought his eardrums would burst.
Then they started trying to jump onstage.
Keith nimbly dodged them, and raced backstage.
~Backstage after Heartbreaker~
"Sharon, I'm NEVER doing that again!!!!!!!" Keith said, his eyes wide with horror. "I think I'll be deaf for the rest of me life!!!!! And they were trying to climb onstage!!!!!!"
"You shouldn't have to do that again Keith." Sharon said, smiling. "Surely, it wasn't that bad?"
"Hehehe!! Yeah it was!" Damo crowed, spinning his laptop around. "It's all over Twitter already!"
Keith looked back at Damo's tweets, then said, "I'm SO going to get you!"
Damo started running, and Keith chased after him.
Sharon looked at the tweets.
'Damian Mc Ginty, Two days ago: Hey Thunderheads! Keith's gonna be doin' Heartbreaker. Lets freak him out, shall we?? Lassies, bring your best screams and, shall we say, ninja jumps! Keith won't know what hit him!'
'Damian Mc Ginty, Yesterday: Don't forget Keith is going to do Heartbreaker lassies!'
'Damian Mc Ginty, 2 hours ago: 2 hours til Keith does Heartbreaker. Got everything lassies??'
'Damian Mc Ginty, 5 minutes ago: Get 'im lassies!!!! Thanks for the help!!!' and a picture of the girls jumping onstage while Keith started running, terror in his eyes, captioned: "Aww! Keith's scared of girls!!!! lol!"
Just then Sharon heard Damian screaming. "Help!!!! Keith's gonna kill meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
~The End~......................or is it?
~ Two days before the last venue of the tour ~
"Since Ryan is sick, you'll take his place for Heartbreaker Keith." Sharon said.
"Me?" He asked.
"Is there another Keith here that could do it?" Sharon asked sarcastically.
"Well, no, I guess." Keith said.
~ 5 minutes til Heartbreaker ~
"Okay, so all black right?" Keith asked.
"Yep." Damian said.
"Okay, black shoes, check. Black shirt, check. Black jacket, check. Black pants, check. Black handkerchief, check." Keith rattled off. "Did I get it all Damo?"
"You're fine." Damian answered. "Except you need a black wig."
"I do not!" Keith said.
Sharon appeared.
"He does not Damian!" She said, then disappeared.
"See?! Told ya so!" Keith said triumphantly.
"Aww man!" Damian said.
"Keith, you're up to sing Heartbreaker!" His earpiece crackled.
"Break a leg mate!" Damian said.
~ Onstage ~
"Wooooooooo!!!!!!!!" The girls in the crowd yelled.
"They say that I'm a bad boy......." Keith started singing.
Five girls in the front row fainted.
"That I just can't help myself......" He continued.
Girls took snapshots with their phones, while screaming as loud as they could.
"Nothing but a Heartbreaker!" He finished the song with all the girls screaming so loud he thought his eardrums would burst.
Then they started trying to jump onstage.
Keith nimbly dodged them, and raced backstage.
~Backstage after Heartbreaker~
"Sharon, I'm NEVER doing that again!!!!!!!" Keith said, his eyes wide with horror. "I think I'll be deaf for the rest of me life!!!!! And they were trying to climb onstage!!!!!!"
"You shouldn't have to do that again Keith." Sharon said, smiling. "Surely, it wasn't that bad?"
"Hehehe!! Yeah it was!" Damo crowed, spinning his laptop around. "It's all over Twitter already!"
Keith looked back at Damo's tweets, then said, "I'm SO going to get you!"
Damo started running, and Keith chased after him.
Sharon looked at the tweets.
'Damian Mc Ginty, Two days ago: Hey Thunderheads! Keith's gonna be doin' Heartbreaker. Lets freak him out, shall we?? Lassies, bring your best screams and, shall we say, ninja jumps! Keith won't know what hit him!'
'Damian Mc Ginty, Yesterday: Don't forget Keith is going to do Heartbreaker lassies!'
'Damian Mc Ginty, 2 hours ago: 2 hours til Keith does Heartbreaker. Got everything lassies??'
'Damian Mc Ginty, 5 minutes ago: Get 'im lassies!!!! Thanks for the help!!!' and a picture of the girls jumping onstage while Keith started running, terror in his eyes, captioned: "Aww! Keith's scared of girls!!!! lol!"
Just then Sharon heard Damian screaming. "Help!!!! Keith's gonna kill meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
~The End~......................or is it?