Post by anonymiss on Jul 13, 2011 19:01:45 GMT -5
Part 1
A friend and I were talking and we decided why we were having so many problems (aka Keith popping up everywhere...). The first part is what we both wrote and the second part is purely mine. Enjoy!
If you are not authorized to receive this theory dire consequences may result.
1. If you are in any way emotionally attached to Keith Harkin the contents of this email may disturb and upset you.
2.You may become exceedingly upset and angry at the persons responsible for this content.
3.There is a good possibility that much of this will make no sense to you.
4.Or if you do understand it, there is the grave risk that you may die of laughter.
The Keith Harkin conspiracy
Have you ever wondered why Keith Harkin is so popular? Or has it ever bothered you that for some unexplained reason that you really like his music and him too much? Or is it the opposite with you, that you can not stand him or some of his songs at times? If this last one is true then consider yourself lucky but at the same time you need to be on your guard.
This e-mail will go a long way in explaining this strange phenomenon.
If you have heard this information before you will already know the price that goes along with knowing it. If you have not, then be warned that if you read anymore your life will never be the same ever again.....
Keith Harkin's songs contain a special wavelength that affect the brain in strange ways. This wavelength has remained undiscovered and until very recently and many of its effects are still unknown, and this email is a warning for all of those who listen to his music. These wavelengths often make people have a strong and sometimes unexplained liking for his music.
It affects people by making them think alike with other people. It is a form of mind control that can sometimes affect peoples typing and thinking processes.
If you do not like his songs and for some reason you do not like him as your favorite the affects may be even more severe.
Now since you have found out this information you will be affected much more greatly.
Here are some of the possible consequences.
1. If you and your friends are saying anything negative or plotting against him then your conversation may be interrupted. It could be erased or blocked so you do not see what the other person says. The more you and sneakier the plot you have against him the more severe the problems.
2.If you are friends with him on Facebook then his face will always be near the top of your friends list.
3. Your computer may freeze up on a picture of him.
4. It will cause you to think even more like people who no longer are taken in by Keith either.
These are only some of the general symptoms and individual results may vary. But now that you know this information be assured that you will be haunted and stalked by Keith until you either begin to like his music, or you join in the resistance and join the league of those who are plotting how to defeat him.
Thank you for reading this and be assured if you have not begun to be stalked, you will be now!!!
We have more parts coming....thank you for your time.
A friend and I were talking and we decided why we were having so many problems (aka Keith popping up everywhere...). The first part is what we both wrote and the second part is purely mine. Enjoy!
If you are not authorized to receive this theory dire consequences may result.
1. If you are in any way emotionally attached to Keith Harkin the contents of this email may disturb and upset you.
2.You may become exceedingly upset and angry at the persons responsible for this content.
3.There is a good possibility that much of this will make no sense to you.
4.Or if you do understand it, there is the grave risk that you may die of laughter.
The Keith Harkin conspiracy
Have you ever wondered why Keith Harkin is so popular? Or has it ever bothered you that for some unexplained reason that you really like his music and him too much? Or is it the opposite with you, that you can not stand him or some of his songs at times? If this last one is true then consider yourself lucky but at the same time you need to be on your guard.
This e-mail will go a long way in explaining this strange phenomenon.
If you have heard this information before you will already know the price that goes along with knowing it. If you have not, then be warned that if you read anymore your life will never be the same ever again.....
Keith Harkin's songs contain a special wavelength that affect the brain in strange ways. This wavelength has remained undiscovered and until very recently and many of its effects are still unknown, and this email is a warning for all of those who listen to his music. These wavelengths often make people have a strong and sometimes unexplained liking for his music.
It affects people by making them think alike with other people. It is a form of mind control that can sometimes affect peoples typing and thinking processes.
If you do not like his songs and for some reason you do not like him as your favorite the affects may be even more severe.
Now since you have found out this information you will be affected much more greatly.
Here are some of the possible consequences.
1. If you and your friends are saying anything negative or plotting against him then your conversation may be interrupted. It could be erased or blocked so you do not see what the other person says. The more you and sneakier the plot you have against him the more severe the problems.
2.If you are friends with him on Facebook then his face will always be near the top of your friends list.
3. Your computer may freeze up on a picture of him.
4. It will cause you to think even more like people who no longer are taken in by Keith either.
These are only some of the general symptoms and individual results may vary. But now that you know this information be assured that you will be haunted and stalked by Keith until you either begin to like his music, or you join in the resistance and join the league of those who are plotting how to defeat him.
Thank you for reading this and be assured if you have not begun to be stalked, you will be now!!!
We have more parts coming....thank you for your time.