Post by Cakey on Sept 30, 2010 15:11:12 GMT -5
Ryan John Kelly had never considered himself much of a dancer, thank you very much. Back in the wee ole days of college and primary schools, he could often be seen tearing down the turf, soccer ball bouncing in front of him. The closest thing that came to dancing was when he would jump in excitement over a scored goal, and attempt to wiggle a bit.
Back in Year 10, Ryan had asked a girl to the formal at Christmastime. They had awkwardly stood there, swaying from side to side and staying an arms length away from each other. As Ryan politely excused himself to get a drink of punch, a boisterous boy with mischevious, upturned eyebrows, a wide smile and rooster like obviously dyed blonde hair bounced over and asked the girl to dance in his fancy Dubliner accent.
Yes, back when they were 15, Paul Byrom had stolen the first girl that Ryan Kelly sort of liked. Which tends to solve many mysteries, as the minute Ryan saw Paul walk into the auditioning room for Celtic Thunder, he had had a stern conversation with Phil that led to the creation of That's A Woman.
So if Ryan was so horrible at dancing, why, he wondered, was he to teach the other days how to dance?
The six men sat dumbly in front of him. A little woozy from his Guinness and air guitar, Keith Harkin gaped like a fish at the dancing shoes he would have to wear. "B-b-but...those have heels!"
He was told that he could look taller and more ravishing.
Damian McGinty was nervous. He had never gotten the hang of dancing, and quite honestly, the reason why Hayley Jo was not touring this fall was because he had been scared to crush her foot and permanently end her dancing career.
Damian was reassured that he would only be dancing with himself.
Declan's fingers twitched to the beat of Ryan's voice. How he ached to be reunited safely behind his precious drumset, instead of here tap dancing with eejits.
Declan was told that he had been requested by screaming fans to dance.
Neil on the other hand, was quite excited to learn how to dance! The only issue was, he had shared a room with Keith the night before and they had gotten into a heated arguement involving an intense Guitar Hero showdown.
The arguement had ended when Sharon, armed with her nightgown, fluffy slippers and curling iron, threatened to burn their hair off.
Speaking of dancing 15 year olds...Paul Byrom was highly upset. He had not been allowed to wear the top coat and tap shoes that he was given and was a bit furious that he did not have any say in his appearance.
Ryan handed him a sparkly pair of pants. "What are these for?" asked Paul curiously.
Ryan took a deep breath. "Our new song."
"Dancing Queen."
George, who had just woken up from where he was dozing off, choked and managed to sputter out, "I don't think my wife would like this!"
Back in Year 10, Ryan had asked a girl to the formal at Christmastime. They had awkwardly stood there, swaying from side to side and staying an arms length away from each other. As Ryan politely excused himself to get a drink of punch, a boisterous boy with mischevious, upturned eyebrows, a wide smile and rooster like obviously dyed blonde hair bounced over and asked the girl to dance in his fancy Dubliner accent.
Yes, back when they were 15, Paul Byrom had stolen the first girl that Ryan Kelly sort of liked. Which tends to solve many mysteries, as the minute Ryan saw Paul walk into the auditioning room for Celtic Thunder, he had had a stern conversation with Phil that led to the creation of That's A Woman.
So if Ryan was so horrible at dancing, why, he wondered, was he to teach the other days how to dance?
The six men sat dumbly in front of him. A little woozy from his Guinness and air guitar, Keith Harkin gaped like a fish at the dancing shoes he would have to wear. "B-b-but...those have heels!"
He was told that he could look taller and more ravishing.
Damian McGinty was nervous. He had never gotten the hang of dancing, and quite honestly, the reason why Hayley Jo was not touring this fall was because he had been scared to crush her foot and permanently end her dancing career.
Damian was reassured that he would only be dancing with himself.
Declan's fingers twitched to the beat of Ryan's voice. How he ached to be reunited safely behind his precious drumset, instead of here tap dancing with eejits.
Declan was told that he had been requested by screaming fans to dance.
Neil on the other hand, was quite excited to learn how to dance! The only issue was, he had shared a room with Keith the night before and they had gotten into a heated arguement involving an intense Guitar Hero showdown.
The arguement had ended when Sharon, armed with her nightgown, fluffy slippers and curling iron, threatened to burn their hair off.
Speaking of dancing 15 year olds...Paul Byrom was highly upset. He had not been allowed to wear the top coat and tap shoes that he was given and was a bit furious that he did not have any say in his appearance.
Ryan handed him a sparkly pair of pants. "What are these for?" asked Paul curiously.
Ryan took a deep breath. "Our new song."
"Dancing Queen."
George, who had just woken up from where he was dozing off, choked and managed to sputter out, "I don't think my wife would like this!"