Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2010 12:33:35 GMT -5
Inspired by my brother Ryan
Keith entered the meet and mingle, scouting out someone who looked vaguely interesting, and slightly less obsessive, When he spotted a man in the corner of the room, arms crossed and a smug look on his face, he decided that maybe this would be the best way to start the night.
Without a word, Keith walked over to him, mimicking the man as he leaned against the wall as well. “’sup?” He said, unenthusiastically.
The man rolled his eyes. “My girlfriend dragged me here. What about you?”
Keith thought of Sharon. “Naw, my mum did.” With a smirk he added. “Keith is her favorite.”
“Ugh,” The man groaned. “The blonde one? That’s my girlfriend’s favorite too. I hate him.”
Keith tensed. “Why?”
“Does it matter? The whole group is stupid.”
Keith was about the chew the man out and point to his head going ‘Yo, dufus! I’M the blonde one!!!’ but suddenly remembered his new slicked back hair, the only thing that was keeping the fan’s from mauling him; they didn’t recognize him, and neither did this jerk wad.
“Hmm,” Keith grunted before sending a gigantic sneeze into his hand. “Ew…” He looked down at it with a disgusted expression before shoving it in the guys face. “Does this look green to you? I think I’m coming down with something.” He spouted off quickly.
The man merely stared back at him, obviously grossed out. Keith let this disgust settle in a moment before he snatched the man’s hand…with the same hand he had sneezed into. “Anyways, I gotta run,” He shook his hand vigorously. “But it was nice meeting you,” he patted him on the back a few times…also with the same hand. “But it was good to meet you BUDDY.”
He turned swiftly away from the jerk and sat at the nearest table. “HI! My name is KEITH.” He greeted them loudly, ensuring that the idiot behind him heard every word.
THE END
Jerk wad had it comin'!
Keith entered the meet and mingle, scouting out someone who looked vaguely interesting, and slightly less obsessive, When he spotted a man in the corner of the room, arms crossed and a smug look on his face, he decided that maybe this would be the best way to start the night.
Without a word, Keith walked over to him, mimicking the man as he leaned against the wall as well. “’sup?” He said, unenthusiastically.
The man rolled his eyes. “My girlfriend dragged me here. What about you?”
Keith thought of Sharon. “Naw, my mum did.” With a smirk he added. “Keith is her favorite.”
“Ugh,” The man groaned. “The blonde one? That’s my girlfriend’s favorite too. I hate him.”
Keith tensed. “Why?”
“Does it matter? The whole group is stupid.”
Keith was about the chew the man out and point to his head going ‘Yo, dufus! I’M the blonde one!!!’ but suddenly remembered his new slicked back hair, the only thing that was keeping the fan’s from mauling him; they didn’t recognize him, and neither did this jerk wad.
“Hmm,” Keith grunted before sending a gigantic sneeze into his hand. “Ew…” He looked down at it with a disgusted expression before shoving it in the guys face. “Does this look green to you? I think I’m coming down with something.” He spouted off quickly.
The man merely stared back at him, obviously grossed out. Keith let this disgust settle in a moment before he snatched the man’s hand…with the same hand he had sneezed into. “Anyways, I gotta run,” He shook his hand vigorously. “But it was nice meeting you,” he patted him on the back a few times…also with the same hand. “But it was good to meet you BUDDY.”
He turned swiftly away from the jerk and sat at the nearest table. “HI! My name is KEITH.” He greeted them loudly, ensuring that the idiot behind him heard every word.
THE END
Jerk wad had it comin'!