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Jun 18, 2010 16:41:49 GMT -5
Post by Cakey on Jun 18, 2010 16:41:49 GMT -5
Damian McGinty was hungry. Famished, ravenged, aching, whatever way you put it, all he wanted was some food. The problem was, he had no food in his house. Oh my goodness. No food in his house. Whatever shall become of him?
He decided to enlist the help of his fellow Celtic Thunderite, Keith Harkin. Keith, an ostentatious young man with flowing golden locks, was known for being able to choke down nearly twenty hot dogs in the period of one meal time, thoroughly disgusting all those around him. Except for Damian; he had been awed until later that night, when Keith called, complaining of horrifying indigestion.
That hadn't impressed Damian too much.
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Keith swerved into the parking spot at the 1-2-3 Easy Mart and fist pumped in a way that would have made Snooki proud. "YEEOW!" He whooped. "We got here in record time!"
Damian lifted his head from where it had been resting between his knees. "Owww," he whined, as his head spun from the horrific driving that had been taking place the last half hour or so.
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Jun 18, 2010 16:50:10 GMT -5
Post by VolleyErica3 on Jun 18, 2010 16:50:10 GMT -5
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA i love it so far!!! more please!!!! and Keith totally WOULD drive/eat like that
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Jun 24, 2010 11:27:10 GMT -5
Post by swimgurl96 on Jun 24, 2010 11:27:10 GMT -5
THIS IS SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!! please update!
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Jun 24, 2010 14:52:26 GMT -5
Post by meggielou on Jun 24, 2010 14:52:26 GMT -5
Oh... My.... Gosh.... *dies* Cakey, you've done it again.
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Jun 24, 2010 21:07:22 GMT -5
Post by saerphe on Jun 24, 2010 21:07:22 GMT -5
*giggles madly* I love the description of Keith. XD
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Jun 25, 2010 16:36:01 GMT -5
Post by Cakey on Jun 25, 2010 16:36:01 GMT -5
*** Damian stumbled out of the car, drunk and wasted off of Keith's miraculous driving skills that seemed to have the same consequences as either downing bottles and bottles of Guinness, or riding Space Mountain a substantial amount of times. Keith on the other hand, was doing excellent. Driving copius distances in a short vertical of time seemed to give him the same exhiliration that eating hot dogs seemed to give him. At first he was happy and thrilled, which would then eventually turn into symptoms with a strange similarity to vertigo.
Damian shook as he walked to the shopping cart holder. He grabbed a shopping cart and Keith promptly hopped in.
"Uh, Keith?" asked Damian. "What the heck do you think your doing?"
"Me mammy used to do this!" answered Keith enthusiastically. "An' I haven't been grocery shopping in such a long time, and I jus' wanted to relive my childhood which was so long ago!"
Damian consented. It wasn't as if Keith was as old as Ryan, but still, childhood had been quite a while ago for him. Besides, Keith could always get out the minute Damian needed more room. Not that Damian was planning on buying much, all he wanted was some food to tide him over until his mom returned home soon.
Unfortunately, his plan didn't wort out so well. He was taking a nice, gentlemanly stroll until Keith began pounding on the sides of the cart. "MOVE FASTER DAMO! I WANNA FEEL THE WIND IN MY HAIR!!"
Damian sped up and began sprinting. For one glorious moment, all who were watching were mesmerized by the beauty of wind streaking through Keith's well conditioned locks...it was a halo crowning a lovely head, a tidal wave of nicely scented hair...it was---
Keith did a well rounded somersault out of the grocery cart as Damian accidentally hit the curb. Damian watched in horror as Keith sailed towards the potted plants display. He closed his eyes in anticipation as he waited for the smash that was sure to follow.
SMMMMAAAAASSSSHHHHH!!!!!
He was not disappointed.
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Jun 25, 2010 16:43:06 GMT -5
Post by swimgurl96 on Jun 25, 2010 16:43:06 GMT -5
LOL!! HILRIOUS!!!!!!!! More please
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Jun 25, 2010 18:05:49 GMT -5
Post by VolleyErica3 on Jun 25, 2010 18:05:49 GMT -5
*is left gasping for air from laffing too hard* oh cakey... you've done it again MORE PLEASE!!
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Jun 25, 2010 19:36:38 GMT -5
Post by CelticLass91 on Jun 25, 2010 19:36:38 GMT -5
HAHA Oh my! ;D What a mess.....
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Jun 25, 2010 22:28:39 GMT -5
Post by saerphe on Jun 25, 2010 22:28:39 GMT -5
Uh-oh. XD
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Jun 27, 2010 1:41:00 GMT -5
Post by Myna Chan on Jun 27, 2010 1:41:00 GMT -5
You have done it again. You are amazing! Can't wait for more!
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Aug 4, 2010 0:56:25 GMT -5
Post by celticbear on Aug 4, 2010 0:56:25 GMT -5
Cakey I hope when you finish this Story, It will have taught Damian a lesson: NEVER GO FOOD SHOPPING WITH KEITH HARKIN!
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Jul 12, 2011 2:41:29 GMT -5
Post by angelmcfay on Jul 12, 2011 2:41:29 GMT -5
LOL this is so funny update please!
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