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Post by Cakey on Jan 19, 2010 13:44:32 GMT -5
I can't write stories to save my life, but I can definitely do song parodies!
Here's the first one
Lad Story (Love Story by Taylor Swift)
You looked so young, when I first saw you, I close my eyes and the flashback starts you're up onstage Singing A Bird Without Wings I hate your suit, and you've got ugly braces, I see that you are really really short Little did I know, That in two short years you'd be the hottest boy ever Instead of doing homework I'd be googling you, Failing all my classes, almost ripped off on craigslist! (long story)
And I said, Damian McGinty, got his braces taken off Grew a foot or two, now he's crazy hot You'll be the lad and I'll be the lassie, It's a lad story, baby just say "craic" So I sneak downstairs at midnight Watching youtube and lurking in the pub All alone at night Come to my town for a little while (please do!)
You look like a Romeo, I lost my copy of the Scarlet Letter and my mommy doesn't get my obsession at all At the end of the concert, I was begging you please, don't go...
And I said, Damian, take me, somewhere we can be alone I'll be waiting, with a basket of cookies, You'll be the lad and I'll be the lassie, it's a lad story, Baby just say "craic"
Damian save me, You never go into the pub I know we're scary, but it's real Don't be afraid, I promise that I'll never bite, It's a lad story baby just say "craic"
I'm getting tired of waiting, Waiting for It's Entertainment to arrive My faith in you never fading Since you gave that lovely interview
And I said, Damian McGInty, got his braces taken off I keep waiting, all that's left is 20 (something) days Is this in my head, I don't know what to think I'll tackle the mailman until I get my DVD
Come to Seattle Damian, and I'll show you around downtown, I love you and that's all I really know You can play with my dog, I'll bake you some cookies, it's lad story baby just say...."craic"
oh oh oh, cuz we were both young, when I first saw...you
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Post by Cakey on Jan 19, 2010 18:14:59 GMT -5
The Hot Boy (Lament for After the Tour) ~~~dedicated to swimgurl~~~
My tears have all been shed now, I've waved my last goodbye My soul's been blessed The police made no arrest I won't be in jail alone
It was more than just a concert An obsession, with a very hot boy And he'll still be heard, on my new ipod When I play the song "Young Love"
I will always love him Although he cannot dance Though the bus drove away, memories linger on I have my poster, of the hot boy
As a boy, he was kind of a shorty Going by the hills, with a bird, that had no wings And he sangs the songs Not known to me Like a secret, between him and Damianites Like the bright blue of his eyeballs He's a hot boy, oh yes Damian is Does he eat fish? I'll make a wish, That he could come to see me....
Damianites will always love For he made us who we are Though he left the States, memories linger on And we miss him, that hot boy
I thought, he'd stay forever Singing to us every night The the minutes fly, The shows flew by Until the last boxer showed And suddenly, when he was in Ireland There was so much left unsaid, No second chance, to tell him "craic" For every word that he'd sung!
Damianites will always love him! For he made us, who we are Though he's gone for now, He's going to be back In the fall, to tour IE
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Post by Cakey on Jan 19, 2010 22:47:05 GMT -5
I Still Haven't Found Any Meet and Greets ~~dedicated to Meagan. Happy Birthday Love!~~
I got lost, driving through the mountains, I have run, across a busy street Only for the CT concert Only for the CT concert
I have begged, I have whined, I have scoured, Ticketmaster and Craigslist And Craigslist Only for the best tickets
But I still haven't found, any meet and greets But I still haven't found, any meet and greets
Meagan will kiss, Damian's lips, Happy birthday, sweet sixteen Keith'll set his kitchen on fire When he tries to cook
I have spoke with, con men on craigslist Almost paid, a thousand dollars It was warm in the night But all I could do was cry
But I still, cannot find, any meet and greets But I still, cannot find, any meet and greets
But I still, cannot find, any meet and greets Still, cannot find, any meet and greets Still, cannot find, any meet and greets Still, cannot find, any meet and greets
I can scoured! all the sites Look on eBay, late at night! Only, for a meet and greet Only, for a meet and greet
But I still, haven't found, any meet and greets But I still, haven't found, Any, meet and greets!!!!!!!!
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Post by Cakey on Jan 20, 2010 0:44:50 GMT -5
Jessica, All I Ask of You ~~*~~dedicated to Damians1st~~*~~ Mom: No more talk of Thunder Forget that blue eyed boy You're in, high school, stop dreaming You've waster your whole paycheck
Why don't you do homework? Instead of talking on the pub? You're kind of, not really learning, You can't go to college in Ireland
Jessica: Say that I get into to Dublin College, Wait, is there even such a thing? Damian McGinty is a really nice topic That starts many, a conversation too I don't ask much of it
Mom: What about your french class? You've spent three years in that And now, you want to learn Irish, There's only 10 people who speak it
Jessica: All I want is Damian A bird without its wings, And to, buy a meet and greet And buy some eggs for Swanky
Mom: Please say you'll at least try to get a career That doesn't involve shamrocks and leprechauns Say you'll get married one day to a normal guy And stop spending so much money on CT That's all I ask of you
Jessica: No, I find it too hard to do what you're asking Please, lend me money for a meet and greet
Mom and Jessica: Oh my goodness the dog has peed the carpet, Get a rag and clean this big mess up, That's all I ask of you
I don't care, what rag you choose to use Clean it, that's all I ask of...you.
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Post by Cakey on Jan 20, 2010 20:40:53 GMT -5
Damian Love (Puppy Love) ~~*~~dedicated to Damians1stLuver~~*~~
And they call it, Damian Love Oh I guess they'll never know Why we love our lad so much We just crazy, Damianites
And they think, it's unhealthy We're all a bunch of crazy teens Tell him please, oh tell him just please maybe Come to the pub and, speak to me!
We cry each night! When he updates Twitter Because we love the way he speaks We hope and we pray, that maybe someday, He'll come back, to the pub again
Someone help us, help us please Is the answer, on fanpop? We spend days, we spend days just wishing, The girls in the pics, was us...
Someone help us, help us, help us please! We're about to go insane... No we can't, we'll never get over him This is just a Damian love... Just a Damian love...
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Post by GA- Powder Monkey to the Capn on Feb 21, 2010 4:46:50 GMT -5
omg cakey, you r so incredibly hilarious! here's me takin a stab at a song parody. hope you ppls enjoy it! ~~*~~*~~~dedicated to all the keefers out there!~~~*~~*~~ "Ladies Love Irish Boys"
She grew up in the city in a little subdivision Her daddy wore a tie, mama never drank a guiness Ballet, straight-As, most likely to succeed They bought her a car after graduation Sent her overseas for some higher education Put her on the fast track to a law degree
Now shes coming home to visit Holding the hand of a wild-eyed boy
With a surfers tan
Shes riding in the middle of his vintage bug Blaring U2, yelling, Turn it up! They raised her up a lady but theres one thing They couldnt avoid Ladies love Irish boys
You know mamas and daddies want better for their daughters Hope theyll settle down with a doctor or a lawyer And their uptown, ball gown, hand-me-down royalty
They never understand why their princess falls For some cute surfer britches and an Irish-boy-drawl
Or why shes riding in the middle of a vintage bug Blaring Celtic Thunder, yelling, Turn it up! They raised her up a lady but theres one thing They couldnt avoid Ladies love Irish boys
You can train em, you can try to teach em Right from wrong but its still gonna turn em on
And they go riding in the middle of a vintage bug Blaring Tom Waites, yelling, Turn it up! You can raise her up a lady but theres one thing You just cant avoid Ladies love Irish boys They love us Irish boys
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Post by VolleyErica3 on May 21, 2010 21:27:58 GMT -5
A DON'T STOP BELIEVING ONE?! THATS A GREAT IDEAR! *attempts*
just a jedi knight, born in raised in the moy tyrone, he walked the stage going left and right just a swanky tenor born and raised in dublin county he walked teh stage right and left
they see her through the smoke machine the smell making all them cough for a smile they could win her heart it goes on and on and on and on
strangers waiting all around the audience seaching for wehre they all went' Paul's sweet, Ryan isnt' really... both lving just to win zara's heart somewhere threw the songs words!
working hard not to laugh at how funny they look up there neither one of them get she's already off the stage one will win one will loose one might go on to sing she and still the battle will never stop it goes on and on and on and on
strangers waiting all around the audience seaching for wehre they all went' Paul's sweet, Ryan isnt' really... both lving just to win zara's heart somewhere threw the songs words!
DON'T STOP beliving! some one might actually win her heart shes tap dancing, all around on the stage! dont' stop beliving hold on to that hunch of yours! Oh look! ryan is dipping her! DON'T STOP!... i think ryan's won!
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Post by Cakey on May 21, 2010 22:50:35 GMT -5
Love Never Dies ~~From the New POTO sequel~~~
Who knows when love begins? Who knows, what makes it start? One day, I get an answer, Alive, and in my heart His socks slip down his legs, His smile infiltrates your soul His gazes you by surprise, He seizes full control
Try to deny him, and try to protest but Ryan won't let you go, And soon, you'll be...darkly destroyed.
Love never dies. His socks, never falters Your heart won't get broken, love lives on. Love never dies, His hair doesn't alters Once love has spoken, it shall live on.
And soon as you submit, Surrender flesh and bone,
...........I'll finish this later
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Post by swimgurl96 on May 28, 2010 14:07:58 GMT -5
I love these!!!!!!
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