Post by emeraldeyes23 on Sept 24, 2009 18:24:32 GMT -5
DISCLAIMER: This might make more since if you read "THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL (QVC)" first!
The Day Rehearsal's stood still...
Picture it.... Rehearsal's are underway, Sharon is about to pull out her hair, and Paul has just arrived...
-SHARON: NO NO NO Damian! You need to sing Higher! We hired you to be the little cute button nosed kid, not the Hormonal baritone! Sing higher, Higher, HIGHER!!!!
-PHIL: Give the kid a break, we already have a tenor!
-PAUL: Yes you do, and here he is! *Swanky walks into room and drops his luggage*
-ALL: PAUL!
-KEITH: Paul My Man, your back!
-RYAN: Hey Paul, welcome back to Canada!
-Damian- Paul! Thank Heavens your back!
-Phil: Glad to have you back Paul.
-PAUL: Hey where's old Georgeio?
-KEITH: *points to dark corner* Oh he's taking a nap. You know how old men are. They sit down and they Fall asleep in 5 seconds.
-PHIL: Hey!?
-GEORGE: ZZZzzz
-PAUL: Why does he have a sweater over his head?
-ALL- DONT ASK!
-RYAN: Oh, it's something he picked up on QVC.
-SHARON: OK OK! That's enough. Damian get back up here and we'll start from the beginning. Now remember,
-SHARON/DAMIAN: SING HIGHER!
*Music starts and Damian starts to sing "Ben" *
-RYAN: I don't think that Damian will ever be able to get as High as Michael Jackson.
-KEITH: *starts to laugh* I don't know Sharon has a way of... I mean how do you think Paul hits all those HIGH notes?
-PAUL: Ha ha! *Punches Keith in the arm*
-KEITH: It's true and you KNOW IT!
-PAUL: Anyway...So hows Canada?
-RYAN: OK. IF you like to watch over priced movies that are still in theaters, on a t.v. that was new in 1992!?!
-PAUL: huh?
-KEITH: Just ignore him. He's grumpy because he's missing EmeraldEyes. Besides Toronto's great! There are tons of great stores. We should hit some of them tomorrow.
-RYAN: *Looks back at Paul's luggage* I don't Think this Prima Donna needs to do any more shopping! He's already going to be talking up half of the bus!
-SHARON: STOP! Damian the words are "Ben, you're always running here and there, You feel you're not wanted anywhere"
NOT "Ben, you're always running here and there, you love to wear Paul's underwear." That's it! Go practice your dancing. Ryan, you're up!
*Ryan jumps on to stage in one giant leap, sets microphone, music to "If You Really Love A Woman" starts to play. Ryan starts to sing.*
-KEITH: So are you feeling better?
-PAUL: Yeah, much better. I'm glad to be back!
-GEORGE: *Snores Loudly*
-KEITH/PAUL: *Laugh*
-SHARON: NO! Ryan I need more! I need more Spice, I need more humph, I need more HEAT!
-PAUL: Sharon if you need more heat I can always step in!
-RYAN: Ha ha! You wish!
-KEITH: If you want heat you should have Hired Pee Wee Herman! *laughs* For both parts!
-SHARON: LISTEN YOU TWO! If you two don't knock it off I'm making you sing "I've got you babe" and YES I WILL MAKE YOU WEAR THE WIGS!
-GEORGE: *wakes up*And Exactly How the Heck is an old man supposed to get any sleep around here?
The Day Rehearsal's stood still...
Picture it.... Rehearsal's are underway, Sharon is about to pull out her hair, and Paul has just arrived...
-SHARON: NO NO NO Damian! You need to sing Higher! We hired you to be the little cute button nosed kid, not the Hormonal baritone! Sing higher, Higher, HIGHER!!!!
-PHIL: Give the kid a break, we already have a tenor!
-PAUL: Yes you do, and here he is! *Swanky walks into room and drops his luggage*
-ALL: PAUL!
-KEITH: Paul My Man, your back!
-RYAN: Hey Paul, welcome back to Canada!
-Damian- Paul! Thank Heavens your back!
-Phil: Glad to have you back Paul.
-PAUL: Hey where's old Georgeio?
-KEITH: *points to dark corner* Oh he's taking a nap. You know how old men are. They sit down and they Fall asleep in 5 seconds.
-PHIL: Hey!?
-GEORGE: ZZZzzz
-PAUL: Why does he have a sweater over his head?
-ALL- DONT ASK!
-RYAN: Oh, it's something he picked up on QVC.
-SHARON: OK OK! That's enough. Damian get back up here and we'll start from the beginning. Now remember,
-SHARON/DAMIAN: SING HIGHER!
*Music starts and Damian starts to sing "Ben" *
-RYAN: I don't think that Damian will ever be able to get as High as Michael Jackson.
-KEITH: *starts to laugh* I don't know Sharon has a way of... I mean how do you think Paul hits all those HIGH notes?
-PAUL: Ha ha! *Punches Keith in the arm*
-KEITH: It's true and you KNOW IT!
-PAUL: Anyway...So hows Canada?
-RYAN: OK. IF you like to watch over priced movies that are still in theaters, on a t.v. that was new in 1992!?!
-PAUL: huh?
-KEITH: Just ignore him. He's grumpy because he's missing EmeraldEyes. Besides Toronto's great! There are tons of great stores. We should hit some of them tomorrow.
-RYAN: *Looks back at Paul's luggage* I don't Think this Prima Donna needs to do any more shopping! He's already going to be talking up half of the bus!
-SHARON: STOP! Damian the words are "Ben, you're always running here and there, You feel you're not wanted anywhere"
NOT "Ben, you're always running here and there, you love to wear Paul's underwear." That's it! Go practice your dancing. Ryan, you're up!
*Ryan jumps on to stage in one giant leap, sets microphone, music to "If You Really Love A Woman" starts to play. Ryan starts to sing.*
-KEITH: So are you feeling better?
-PAUL: Yeah, much better. I'm glad to be back!
-GEORGE: *Snores Loudly*
-KEITH/PAUL: *Laugh*
-SHARON: NO! Ryan I need more! I need more Spice, I need more humph, I need more HEAT!
-PAUL: Sharon if you need more heat I can always step in!
-RYAN: Ha ha! You wish!
-KEITH: If you want heat you should have Hired Pee Wee Herman! *laughs* For both parts!
-SHARON: LISTEN YOU TWO! If you two don't knock it off I'm making you sing "I've got you babe" and YES I WILL MAKE YOU WEAR THE WIGS!
-GEORGE: *wakes up*And Exactly How the Heck is an old man supposed to get any sleep around here?