Post by pfieffer on Jul 23, 2009 19:56:04 GMT -5
okay guys... you are probably really annoyed of my stories by now but i have another one it is called kilted lifeguards
if you ever go into the pub you know about these guys... i think anyways this first post is just telling you the characters
Patrick- the head kilted life guard, he has eyes like damian's, hair like keith, voice like paul, stature like ryan (the way he carries himself), and character qualities like george (like fatherly)... he is called patrick because of st. patrick and well you know the story casting out snakes from ireland and what not
Brady- exactly like paul his name is of irish roots and it means spirited
Dooley- exactly like ryan his name is of irish roots and it means dark hero
Innis- exactly like keith his name is of irish roots and it means from the island
Andrew- is exactly like george but he has strawberry blond hair his name is of scottish roots and it means manly (i take it as mature)
Guy- is exactly like Damian his name is of irish roots and it means sensible (i take it as mature)
Strahan- is exactly like neil and his name is of irish roots and it means minstrel
me- yeah me hehehe
paul
ryan
keith
george
damian
neil
and maybe a few others
i hope you like it... this one is going to be funny i promise
It was a nice day. The thunderpub was not that full, and the kilted life guards were taking a break since their was no one swimming in the pool. Suddenly Innis started to run around the pool, being chased by brady.
"Hey, you guys are lifeguards, I would think you would no the rules of a pool. NO RUNNING." Patrick said.
Brady rushed by him. "Innis started it."
"I did not. He lies." Innis proclaimed as he rushed by Patrick, almost knocking him off his feet.
"You know i don't like lyres(sp)... i am one of those people who likes the truth." Strahan said.
"Guys cut it out... i am warning ya, you wanna be punished."
"No." Brady said as he rushed by Patrick. He and Innis were now on opposite sides of the pool.
Innis took a running jump and yelled "Cannonball" and landed in the water. Brady followed in pursuit.
"Ya know Patrick I feel like i am preschool with these lads running around." Andrew said.
"I know what ya mean Andrew."
"How can you know what I mean, besides Guy I am the only mature one here."
"Andrew your gonna pay for that." Patrick then started fast walking around the pool chasing Andrew.
Dooley was sitting on the lifeguard chair with Guy standing next to him he leaned down. "Ya know I am glad you and I are not like that."
"Oh please you start the stuff half the time." Guy told him. By this time Andrew and Patrick had gotten in the pool, an enormous splash fight was going on. Then out of know where Dooley pushed Guy but before Dooley could retract his hand Guy grabbed it. They went in the pool together. The splash grew and grew and was sort of becoming a game of marco polo. Just then their real boss came in.
"What do you lads think your doing."
They all looked at her. "Uh-oh" patrick said, "You guys are in trouble."
"Patrick I see you in the pool too, you are just as much to blame."
"But, But" they all stammered.
"Guys, quiet, out of the pool, stand in single file." The guys obeyed. Then their boss came running and pushed each one of them in. And jumped in herself.
"Not funny Pfieffer. I had nothing to do with it" Strahan said.
"Not funny at all."Guy said "I mean it really was all IBrady's fault."
"Oh don't go pinning this on me, you pulled Dooley in."
"Only because he pushed me."
"Guys enough" Andrew yelled.
"Well well well, what do we have here." everyone in the pool looked in the direction of the voice. They were astonished.
their heads started at the shoes... then they went up and up and they saw Paul Byrom standing in the room.
"Oh my goodness, it is Paul Byrom" Brady said in a state of shock.
"I can't believe ya started the party with out me." He went to the changing room and came out with green swim trunks with white four leaf clovers on them. Then he jumped into the pool. "Let the fun begin."
The guys were in shock, they had never seen one of Celtic Thunder guys come in the pool usually they stayed in the pub. Most shocked was Brady.
"What happened to the fun you lads." They quickly got over their shock and started splashing around again. Paul swam over to Brady. "Ya know you look alot like me."
"I've been told." he said."I have also been told my personality is like yours."
"Really?"
"Yeah... you got a problem with that."
Paul hugged Brady and said "I think I found my long lost twin." They laughed. "Just one quick question."
"What is that?"
"Can you sing?"
"Well these crazy guys told me I can."
"Well we will just have test that later."
Then Keith walked in with Damian they both noticed Guy and Innis jumping off the diving board. Keith said "Umm, do you see what I see."
"Yeah and I don't believe it."
"Believe what?" Patrick asked... walking up behind the guys.
"First how Paul started the party with out us." Keith said
"And second how their are two people who look exactly like us jumping of the diving board... well the blond one is hogging it now he is kind of surfing it."
It was true, Innis had pushed Guy off the diving board and started to pretend to surf it, and dove of just as Guy was about to push him off. Both Keith and Damian turned around and said "Woah!"
"My hair." Keith stuttered.
"My eyes" Damian said.
"Wow this is weird" Keith said.
Just then Andrew got out of the pool "Ya know lads it would not be as weird if ye ventured towards the pool everyonce in while. I recently installed a wave machine."
Innis heard the word wave machine and yelled. "It makes killer waves... real ones." He jumped of the board again Paul had joined them now, he was getting along great.
Keith said "Wave machine?"
"Turn it up Strahan" Patrick yelled.
"Where do we get boards?" Keith asked. Andrew jumped back in the pool and Innis hopped out.
"Follow me Keith." He lead him to his office which was by a little water fall painting on the side of the room.
"Woah." Keith said in amazement as he saw all the surfboards lining the wall. He grabbed one and so did Innis and they came back out to see the wave machine on. They got in and started surfing.
Damian then walked over to Guy who was standing by the life guard chair again, Strahan was sitting in it. The two starting talking.
"Ya know you are very handsome" Damian said.
"Yeah, so are you." Guy replied.
"So what do you like to do, I mean besides life guarding."
"Well I play football, but not as much as I would like to."
"I love football."
"Have you played it in the water."
"No. And why have I never met you, let alone seen you."
"Cause this is the first time you came to the pool, and usually when you go into the pub, we are not their."
"Ah, I see."
"Anyways," He grabbed a soccerball, "You wanna play?"
"With the waves?"
"It is more fun." They both jumped in the pool. Patrick started laughing, water football always made him laugh. Water football was a cross between soccer and water polo. you can only touch the ball with your feet. Innis and Keith saw what Guy and Damian were doing and fell off their boards, because they were laughing so hard.
Innis yelled, "Hey can we play."
"Oh this is gonna be a good show." Brady said.
"Why." Paul asked.
"Because Innis can't play normal football, let alone water football." Dooley said.
Damian was a natural just like Guy. "So you mean he is exactly like Keith." Paul said.
"Sure does sound like it." a new voice said.
They four looked at the voice it was Ryan.
"Paul ya could of told me there were incredibly hansom lifeguards here," he said looking at Dooley. "You also could have told me you were coming to the pool, and that you were going to throw a party." Ryan said.
"Hey the party started before I got here, these guys know how to have fun." Paul replied.
"That we do." Said Brady.
They turned their attention to the game in the pool, Innis and Keith somehow ended up on the same team against Damian and Guy.
"They are cheaters," Innis yelled.
"We are not." Damian replied.
"Yes you are." Keith yelled.
"Look Damian has never played, Innis has, so it is fair." Guy reasoned.
"It is not fair... you both are football players." Innis pouted.
"True I am a football player, but I have no idea how that will help me in water." He was in the middle of the pool with the ball, he was on his back, and he gave a kick.
"GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Guy shouted.
"CHEATERS... SEE THEY ARE CHEATERS!!!" Keith yelled.
Strahan was being the referee, if that is what they wanted to call it. "Okay Innis give me the ball." He through the ball into the water, closer towards Keith and Innis' sides.
"Hey..." Guy started.
"Now that is cheating." Damian finished.
"It is not, I through it in the middle of the pool." Strahan said.
"He can't take account of the winds." Paul yelled.
"What winds," Brady said.
"Lad, he probably means the winds, that are where his brain should be."
Brady looked in the direction of the voice, and started laughing, "Andrew come here." he said.
Andrew started laughing "It is me without hair."
"George it is you with hair." Paul said.
"I realize that lad... I just don't believe it." George said. He continued, "Ya know lad," he was now talking to Andrew, "My hair was exactly like that."
"Really, awesome." Andrew said.
"What happened to it?" Ryan asked.
"It was loved off, ya smarty pants." George said laughing.
"OOO ryan got in trouble." Paul laughed. Ryan lunged towards him and Paul jumped into the pool.
"Well that go rid of him," Dooley said.
"Come on in the water is great." Paul yelled at Brady. Brady jumped in. "Hey can we play?" Paul asked.
Keith yelled, "Sure."
"This is gonna be interesting," Guy whispered to Damian.
Damian nodded in agreement, then he yelled, "We get Paul!"
"No fair." Innis said, "I dont want to be stuck with Brady."
"Hey that's not nice" Brady yelled.
"It is to fair, we called him" Guy said.
"Fine you can have Paul we didn't want him.' Keith said.
"Good cause I did not want to be on your team." Paul said.
Patrick was not paying attention he was flirting with Pfiefer. Andrew decided to take charge.
He and George yelled "LADS CALM DOWN!" they looked at each other and said "Woah." Then they started laughing.
Dooley and Ryan Jumped in the pool and chose sides, Dooley was with Keith Innis and Brady, and Ryan was with Damian, Guy, Paul.
Damian, Guy, Paul, and Ryan's team was called Funky Monkey's, it was Paul's idea. Keith, Innis, Brady, and Dooley's team was called water ninja's, Keith and Innis came up with it. Then Strahan through the ball. Their were three refs, including Strahan because George and Andrew decided, they wanted to help with this crazy game. Dooley was in the goal and Ryan was in the goal on the opposite side of the pool. Keith and Innis were on the offense, like Guy and Damian, while Paul decided to help defend the goal, and Brady did the same thing. There was lots of yelling, and lots of people accusing other people of cheating. But the funniest thing was... what happened next...
"What is going on here!?!?" A surprised voice asked.
Every head in the room, turned they saw a pretty blonde women. Paul managed to stutter, "Sh, Sh, Sha, Sharon?"
"Yes it is me Sharon."
Then Ryan yelled, "RUN!!!"
"Stop right their you crazy lads." Paul, Ryan, Keith, George, and Damian stopped in their tracks. Patrick started to giggle. "Explain yourselves."
"Well... Georges fault" Damian started.
"What, lad your going a little looney, it was not mean Sharon it was Ryan." George defended.
"Don't look at me it was Keith's idea" Ryan added
"I disagree, It was Paul's fault." Keith yelled.
"My fault!?!?! it was..." Paul stopped, by now all the life guards and Pfieffer were laughing now. "Patrick."
"What did I have to do with this, I have been here with Pfieffer, besides it was Guy's fault."
"Oh don't go blaming this on me Patrick you know all to well it was Strahan."
"Hey now it wasn't me, I was helping you win back their. It was Andrew."
"Lad that is so wrong we all know it was pfieffer, I mean she pushed us in the pool."
"Hey that was for punishment. It was Innis' fault."
"No it wasn't this all started because of Brady."
"What it was not my fault." Everyone was laughing so hard they were crying. Sharon was laughing to she was just following all of this.
All the kilted lifeguards thought back to when Innis yelled it was Brady's fault. Then Sharon said "I don't care whose fault it is, but you guys are supposed to perform for the thunderpub."
The guys sheepishly got out of the pool and changed. They went into the pub, but as they were leaving Paul said, "Don't think in the slightest that this is over."
The kilted lifeguards followed the lads into the pub. CT performed. Then at the end of the performance two of the pubbers noticed the kilted lifeguards, it was ocean girl and calli lilly. OG as ocean girl is called, remembered Guy can sing and how they all could sing. She nudged calli as calli lilly is called.
They both started yelling, "Kilted LIfeguards, Kilted Lifeguards..."
OG stopped and told them to get on stage, The kilted lifeguards were hesitant. Especially Guy, his one difference from Damian was he hated performing in front of people. CT got off the stage and waited for the Kilted lifeguards to go up. Strahan was first Neil graciously gave him the guitar, and one by one the Kilted lifeguards went onto the stage. The only one left was Guy and Patrick but Patrick never did anything like this. The other Kilted lifeguards would not perform with out Guy, so Pfieffer decided to talk to him...
Pfieffer went and sat beside Guy, "What's the problem."
"You know what it is, I hate singing infront of people."
"Guy, just think you are just singing for me, or if worst comes to worst you can picture the audience in their underwear."
That made him laugh, "Okay"
He walked up to the stage like a man.
Then Brady said, "Well we don't have any songs prepared, so what should we sing."
Celtic Girl or CG who was in the audience yelled, "Sing your happy and you know it."
"They wont know that," OG argued, " Sing a CT song."
"Well which one?" Dooley asked.
Calli came up with an answer this time, "You should sing, Ireland's call."
Tori added, "Then sing Caledonia... and add a kilt flip in their."
The Life guards agreed and started singing. Shock went through the crowd and Sharon and Pfieffer. Patrick was singing softly along to the song.
All the guys of Celtic Thunder were amazed at how well the lifeguards sang. Sharon was amazed as well, she leaned towards Pfieffer, "Where did you find them?"
"They were in the area where the pool was, they were miserable till I came and found them." Pfieffer had never seen them so serious, but they were having fun.
The lifeguards finished Irelands call, Then they started Caledonia that was a real hoot.
The kilted Lifeguards were singing caledonia, they were about to do the kilt flip when the lights in the pub went out. The stopped singing. Their was a scream.
Brady yelled, "HEY what's going on!"
Just then the lights came back on. Patrick looked beside him. CT's focus went to the empty stool next to Patrick. Then all of the Kilted Lifeguards looked at the empty stool. All the people in the pub screamed. Then patrick yelled, "WHERE IS PFIEFFER!?!?"
Paul took charge, he had some how acquired a tan trench coat and a hat that looked like the kind Sherlock Holmes wore.
"We need to find Pfieffer, and find out who took her." He proclaimed.
"I think it was... Him" Guy said, as he pointed to a guy in the audience.
"No I think it is... Him." Damian said pointing to a different guy in the audience.
"You to come up here." Andrew demanded.
"What are your names?" George asked.
"Hey, Hey, Hey, I am the detective here, that means I ask the questions." Paul said.
"Oh God." Keith said as he rolled his eyes.
The two guys came up, and said their names. A shock went through the pub.
Their names were Sean and Aaron names that made every person cringe.
"WHAT did you do with Pfieffer?" Paul asked looking at Sean with a huge magnifying glass that he some how got.
Sean answered, "Nothing why do you think it was me?"
"WHAT about you Mr. Aaron?" Paul moved his magnifying glass onto Aaron.
"Why you accusing me I did not do anything."
Every single person in the pub said, "RIGHT" Tori rolled her eyes.
Back Track a bit
The pub lights went out. Pfieffer screamed as a bag was put over her head. She was picked up and put into a room. The bag was taken off her head. She saw her kidnapper and said, "YOU!" Her kidnapper gagged and bound her, Closed the door and walked out.
Back to the Interrogation
Tori asked Damian, "You will find her right?"
Damian said, "Sure." but he did not know for sure.
wherever pfeiffer is
The kidnapper came back in and said, "Don't worry we are not going to hurt you, we are just winding the guys up."
Pfieffer started to laugh. "You could have told me that before."
The person was then surrounded by to others, "That would ruin the fun." One of them said.
"I hope Sean and Aaron are not in their tonight."
"Why?" The third one said.
"Well this time they really did do nothing, the are completely innocent." Pfieffer replied.
"I think we can milk this a bit longer," the original voice said.
"I think you should." Pfieffer said.
back in the pub
"So if it wasn't you to who was it?" Innis asked.
"Do you mind, I am the detective here, I ask the questions." Paul said.
"I think their is only one way to handle this." Guy said.
"Interrogation." Damian said.
"Does this coat, hat, and magnifying glass mean anything to you?" Paul asked.
"No." Dooley and Ryan replied.
"Sorry ladies we will have to interrogate all of ye." Andrew said.
"We wont be mean, we promise... RIGHT Paul." George said.
"Why are you looking at me." Paul said.
"Oh lordy." Keith said.
"Well interrogation will be held by the pool, first in is OG." Paul said.
OG got up she was scared, and followed them into the room where the pool was. Keith and Innis closed the doors and the ladies of the pub gathered around trying to see in, but all the could see was the gold hair of Keith and Innis.
"So," Paul said, "Do you know what is going on."
IN THE PUB AREA
People were crowded around Arron and Sean who swore they did nothing.
BACK IN THE POOL AREA
"OG," Guy started, "Do you know what's going on."
"Does this." Paul pointed to his hat, coat, and magnifying glass, "Mean anything to you"
"Nope." Damian said, taking the magnifying glass and throwing it towards a door with a soccer ball on it.
"Damian, you are pushing my buttons." Paul threatened, "I heard Nike is looking for employees."
"Paul, your pushing it." Keith and Innis said.
"Yeah and l'oriel has been in contact with me, they want you two to model."
"WOAH! Don't go their man." Innis said.
"You KNOW I am a wash in go kind of guy." Keith said
"Calm down lads." Goerge said. Andrew handed Paul a new magnifying glass. The entire time OG was laughing making her almost fall of her chair.
"Go get Tori" Patrick said.
Og went out into the pub, "Tori your up." she said.
Tori slinked into the room, "I did not do anything."
"Fine, be hasty." Damian said.
"Damian." Paul said he was kind of frustrated.
Tori replied, "I did not mean it like that Damian, I am sorry."
"Don't worry, i was just pulling yer leg." Damian said. Tori giggled.
"You can leave now." Paul said, "Send in CG."
Tori went into the pub area and told CG to go in. CG walked in confidently she knew she did nothing wrong.
"So, did ya do anything wrong, please say ya didn't" Keith said. Innis winked at her.
"Of course I didn't do anything Pfieffer is my friend."
Just then Patrick burst out, "WHY CAN"T SOMEONE FIND HER!!!"
"WE ARE TRYING TO!!!" Neil yelled.
"Did ya have to yell in my ear?" Strahan asked.
"Sorry." Neil said.
"Um..." Paul said, "Send in MK."
CG went out and in cam MK.
"Do you know the whereabouts of Pfieffer?" Ryan asked.
"Wait I thought Paul was detective." MK answered.
"Well I was." Paul said.
"Oh can it." Dooley said.
"Hey, that was not nice." Brady said defending Paul.
"I am nicer than you." Dooley argued.
"Are not."
"Are to."
"Are not."
"Are to." Innis joined Dooley.
"GUYS ENOUGH, WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TRYING TO FIND PFIEFFER. NOT TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO IS NICER WHICH IS DOOLEY BY THE WAY!" Patrick wailed. Brady just huffed and sat on the floor.
"I don't know where she is. Sorry." MK said.
"Umm go outside and wait till we figure out what to do." Paul suggested. MK walked out of the room, as she walked out three figures walked in.
"Oh boy." Paul said.
In walked Zara, Phil, and Alex.
"How much ya wanna bet, they had something to do with this?" Keith asked.
"All the money I make." Dooley answered.
"Oh and how much is that?" Guy asked.
"Probably more than you and Damian both make." Ryan said.
"Hey." Damian said, as he was offended.
"Guys what is going on out their. Two guys fled the pub insisting they did nothing." Phil said.
"And their are so many accusations going on." Alex added.
"What did you guys do?" Zara asked.
"Nothing." They all replied.
"Some one kidnapped Pfieffer!" Patrick wailed.
"Oh Patrick sweety I am sorry." Zara said.
"How can you be." Patrick wailed again.
"Because I kidnapped her." Zara replied.
"WHAT!?!" The entire group said.
Then Pfieffer appeared, and started laughing.
"Oh that was cruel Zara." Paul said.
"She didn't do it alone." Phil stated.
"We helped." Alex said with a big smile on his face that quickly went away.
Then Lauren said, "I had no Idea they were going to do it, but then they told me what was going on."
"I am so lost right now." Strahan said.
"They wound us up smart one." Neil said.
"Oh." Strahan replied.
"So how are ya gonna tell them." Andrew said.
"Well we thought you could tell them." Alex said.
"Oh no lad this was all your doing. You must take the full blame." George said.
During all this Paul sat on the ground. "What's the matter Paul?" Pfieffer asked.
"I wanted to figure out the mystery, I have the hat, the coat, and the magnifying glass." He pouted as he showed Pfieffer the magnifying glass.
"Oh Paul, it's okay." She thought. "I have it. I know how you can still figure out the mystery. While we know you did not figure it out, the guys in the pub dont." She motioned to the pub.
Paul got the swanky look. Bounced off the floor, and busted through the pub door, "I HAVE SOLVED THE MYSTERY!" He yelled. The entire pub turned his way. "Pfieffer, if you would please come out." Pfieffer stepped out, and the pub gasped.
"So who took her?" CG asked.
"That my friends is what i am going to tell you. You see when the lights went out, Pfieffer was taken."
"We knew that already." Tori said.
"Give me a minute." Paul said, "She was taken." He paused for dramatic effect, "By," He paused again for dramatic effect, "Zara, Phil, and Alex." A gasp arose from the pub.
"WHAT!?!" MK asked.
"HOW?!?!" OG asked.
"WHY?!?!" Sharon asked.
"It was a wind up." Paul said.
Another gasp arose from the pub. Then laughter. "Get back up on stage Kilted lifeguards!" Tori yelled.
"I believe you were at the kilt flip." MK said.
"I believe you are right." Guy said.
The guys got on stage, and did the kiltflip and finished the song. Their was laughter and happiness through out the pub.
THE END
if you ever go into the pub you know about these guys... i think anyways this first post is just telling you the characters
Patrick- the head kilted life guard, he has eyes like damian's, hair like keith, voice like paul, stature like ryan (the way he carries himself), and character qualities like george (like fatherly)... he is called patrick because of st. patrick and well you know the story casting out snakes from ireland and what not
Brady- exactly like paul his name is of irish roots and it means spirited
Dooley- exactly like ryan his name is of irish roots and it means dark hero
Innis- exactly like keith his name is of irish roots and it means from the island
Andrew- is exactly like george but he has strawberry blond hair his name is of scottish roots and it means manly (i take it as mature)
Guy- is exactly like Damian his name is of irish roots and it means sensible (i take it as mature)
Strahan- is exactly like neil and his name is of irish roots and it means minstrel
me- yeah me hehehe
paul
ryan
keith
george
damian
neil
and maybe a few others
i hope you like it... this one is going to be funny i promise
It was a nice day. The thunderpub was not that full, and the kilted life guards were taking a break since their was no one swimming in the pool. Suddenly Innis started to run around the pool, being chased by brady.
"Hey, you guys are lifeguards, I would think you would no the rules of a pool. NO RUNNING." Patrick said.
Brady rushed by him. "Innis started it."
"I did not. He lies." Innis proclaimed as he rushed by Patrick, almost knocking him off his feet.
"You know i don't like lyres(sp)... i am one of those people who likes the truth." Strahan said.
"Guys cut it out... i am warning ya, you wanna be punished."
"No." Brady said as he rushed by Patrick. He and Innis were now on opposite sides of the pool.
Innis took a running jump and yelled "Cannonball" and landed in the water. Brady followed in pursuit.
"Ya know Patrick I feel like i am preschool with these lads running around." Andrew said.
"I know what ya mean Andrew."
"How can you know what I mean, besides Guy I am the only mature one here."
"Andrew your gonna pay for that." Patrick then started fast walking around the pool chasing Andrew.
Dooley was sitting on the lifeguard chair with Guy standing next to him he leaned down. "Ya know I am glad you and I are not like that."
"Oh please you start the stuff half the time." Guy told him. By this time Andrew and Patrick had gotten in the pool, an enormous splash fight was going on. Then out of know where Dooley pushed Guy but before Dooley could retract his hand Guy grabbed it. They went in the pool together. The splash grew and grew and was sort of becoming a game of marco polo. Just then their real boss came in.
"What do you lads think your doing."
They all looked at her. "Uh-oh" patrick said, "You guys are in trouble."
"Patrick I see you in the pool too, you are just as much to blame."
"But, But" they all stammered.
"Guys, quiet, out of the pool, stand in single file." The guys obeyed. Then their boss came running and pushed each one of them in. And jumped in herself.
"Not funny Pfieffer. I had nothing to do with it" Strahan said.
"Not funny at all."Guy said "I mean it really was all IBrady's fault."
"Oh don't go pinning this on me, you pulled Dooley in."
"Only because he pushed me."
"Guys enough" Andrew yelled.
"Well well well, what do we have here." everyone in the pool looked in the direction of the voice. They were astonished.
their heads started at the shoes... then they went up and up and they saw Paul Byrom standing in the room.
"Oh my goodness, it is Paul Byrom" Brady said in a state of shock.
"I can't believe ya started the party with out me." He went to the changing room and came out with green swim trunks with white four leaf clovers on them. Then he jumped into the pool. "Let the fun begin."
The guys were in shock, they had never seen one of Celtic Thunder guys come in the pool usually they stayed in the pub. Most shocked was Brady.
"What happened to the fun you lads." They quickly got over their shock and started splashing around again. Paul swam over to Brady. "Ya know you look alot like me."
"I've been told." he said."I have also been told my personality is like yours."
"Really?"
"Yeah... you got a problem with that."
Paul hugged Brady and said "I think I found my long lost twin." They laughed. "Just one quick question."
"What is that?"
"Can you sing?"
"Well these crazy guys told me I can."
"Well we will just have test that later."
Then Keith walked in with Damian they both noticed Guy and Innis jumping off the diving board. Keith said "Umm, do you see what I see."
"Yeah and I don't believe it."
"Believe what?" Patrick asked... walking up behind the guys.
"First how Paul started the party with out us." Keith said
"And second how their are two people who look exactly like us jumping of the diving board... well the blond one is hogging it now he is kind of surfing it."
It was true, Innis had pushed Guy off the diving board and started to pretend to surf it, and dove of just as Guy was about to push him off. Both Keith and Damian turned around and said "Woah!"
"My hair." Keith stuttered.
"My eyes" Damian said.
"Wow this is weird" Keith said.
Just then Andrew got out of the pool "Ya know lads it would not be as weird if ye ventured towards the pool everyonce in while. I recently installed a wave machine."
Innis heard the word wave machine and yelled. "It makes killer waves... real ones." He jumped of the board again Paul had joined them now, he was getting along great.
Keith said "Wave machine?"
"Turn it up Strahan" Patrick yelled.
"Where do we get boards?" Keith asked. Andrew jumped back in the pool and Innis hopped out.
"Follow me Keith." He lead him to his office which was by a little water fall painting on the side of the room.
"Woah." Keith said in amazement as he saw all the surfboards lining the wall. He grabbed one and so did Innis and they came back out to see the wave machine on. They got in and started surfing.
Damian then walked over to Guy who was standing by the life guard chair again, Strahan was sitting in it. The two starting talking.
"Ya know you are very handsome" Damian said.
"Yeah, so are you." Guy replied.
"So what do you like to do, I mean besides life guarding."
"Well I play football, but not as much as I would like to."
"I love football."
"Have you played it in the water."
"No. And why have I never met you, let alone seen you."
"Cause this is the first time you came to the pool, and usually when you go into the pub, we are not their."
"Ah, I see."
"Anyways," He grabbed a soccerball, "You wanna play?"
"With the waves?"
"It is more fun." They both jumped in the pool. Patrick started laughing, water football always made him laugh. Water football was a cross between soccer and water polo. you can only touch the ball with your feet. Innis and Keith saw what Guy and Damian were doing and fell off their boards, because they were laughing so hard.
Innis yelled, "Hey can we play."
"Oh this is gonna be a good show." Brady said.
"Why." Paul asked.
"Because Innis can't play normal football, let alone water football." Dooley said.
Damian was a natural just like Guy. "So you mean he is exactly like Keith." Paul said.
"Sure does sound like it." a new voice said.
They four looked at the voice it was Ryan.
"Paul ya could of told me there were incredibly hansom lifeguards here," he said looking at Dooley. "You also could have told me you were coming to the pool, and that you were going to throw a party." Ryan said.
"Hey the party started before I got here, these guys know how to have fun." Paul replied.
"That we do." Said Brady.
They turned their attention to the game in the pool, Innis and Keith somehow ended up on the same team against Damian and Guy.
"They are cheaters," Innis yelled.
"We are not." Damian replied.
"Yes you are." Keith yelled.
"Look Damian has never played, Innis has, so it is fair." Guy reasoned.
"It is not fair... you both are football players." Innis pouted.
"True I am a football player, but I have no idea how that will help me in water." He was in the middle of the pool with the ball, he was on his back, and he gave a kick.
"GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Guy shouted.
"CHEATERS... SEE THEY ARE CHEATERS!!!" Keith yelled.
Strahan was being the referee, if that is what they wanted to call it. "Okay Innis give me the ball." He through the ball into the water, closer towards Keith and Innis' sides.
"Hey..." Guy started.
"Now that is cheating." Damian finished.
"It is not, I through it in the middle of the pool." Strahan said.
"He can't take account of the winds." Paul yelled.
"What winds," Brady said.
"Lad, he probably means the winds, that are where his brain should be."
Brady looked in the direction of the voice, and started laughing, "Andrew come here." he said.
Andrew started laughing "It is me without hair."
"George it is you with hair." Paul said.
"I realize that lad... I just don't believe it." George said. He continued, "Ya know lad," he was now talking to Andrew, "My hair was exactly like that."
"Really, awesome." Andrew said.
"What happened to it?" Ryan asked.
"It was loved off, ya smarty pants." George said laughing.
"OOO ryan got in trouble." Paul laughed. Ryan lunged towards him and Paul jumped into the pool.
"Well that go rid of him," Dooley said.
"Come on in the water is great." Paul yelled at Brady. Brady jumped in. "Hey can we play?" Paul asked.
Keith yelled, "Sure."
"This is gonna be interesting," Guy whispered to Damian.
Damian nodded in agreement, then he yelled, "We get Paul!"
"No fair." Innis said, "I dont want to be stuck with Brady."
"Hey that's not nice" Brady yelled.
"It is to fair, we called him" Guy said.
"Fine you can have Paul we didn't want him.' Keith said.
"Good cause I did not want to be on your team." Paul said.
Patrick was not paying attention he was flirting with Pfiefer. Andrew decided to take charge.
He and George yelled "LADS CALM DOWN!" they looked at each other and said "Woah." Then they started laughing.
Dooley and Ryan Jumped in the pool and chose sides, Dooley was with Keith Innis and Brady, and Ryan was with Damian, Guy, Paul.
Damian, Guy, Paul, and Ryan's team was called Funky Monkey's, it was Paul's idea. Keith, Innis, Brady, and Dooley's team was called water ninja's, Keith and Innis came up with it. Then Strahan through the ball. Their were three refs, including Strahan because George and Andrew decided, they wanted to help with this crazy game. Dooley was in the goal and Ryan was in the goal on the opposite side of the pool. Keith and Innis were on the offense, like Guy and Damian, while Paul decided to help defend the goal, and Brady did the same thing. There was lots of yelling, and lots of people accusing other people of cheating. But the funniest thing was... what happened next...
"What is going on here!?!?" A surprised voice asked.
Every head in the room, turned they saw a pretty blonde women. Paul managed to stutter, "Sh, Sh, Sha, Sharon?"
"Yes it is me Sharon."
Then Ryan yelled, "RUN!!!"
"Stop right their you crazy lads." Paul, Ryan, Keith, George, and Damian stopped in their tracks. Patrick started to giggle. "Explain yourselves."
"Well... Georges fault" Damian started.
"What, lad your going a little looney, it was not mean Sharon it was Ryan." George defended.
"Don't look at me it was Keith's idea" Ryan added
"I disagree, It was Paul's fault." Keith yelled.
"My fault!?!?! it was..." Paul stopped, by now all the life guards and Pfieffer were laughing now. "Patrick."
"What did I have to do with this, I have been here with Pfieffer, besides it was Guy's fault."
"Oh don't go blaming this on me Patrick you know all to well it was Strahan."
"Hey now it wasn't me, I was helping you win back their. It was Andrew."
"Lad that is so wrong we all know it was pfieffer, I mean she pushed us in the pool."
"Hey that was for punishment. It was Innis' fault."
"No it wasn't this all started because of Brady."
"What it was not my fault." Everyone was laughing so hard they were crying. Sharon was laughing to she was just following all of this.
All the kilted lifeguards thought back to when Innis yelled it was Brady's fault. Then Sharon said "I don't care whose fault it is, but you guys are supposed to perform for the thunderpub."
The guys sheepishly got out of the pool and changed. They went into the pub, but as they were leaving Paul said, "Don't think in the slightest that this is over."
The kilted lifeguards followed the lads into the pub. CT performed. Then at the end of the performance two of the pubbers noticed the kilted lifeguards, it was ocean girl and calli lilly. OG as ocean girl is called, remembered Guy can sing and how they all could sing. She nudged calli as calli lilly is called.
They both started yelling, "Kilted LIfeguards, Kilted Lifeguards..."
OG stopped and told them to get on stage, The kilted lifeguards were hesitant. Especially Guy, his one difference from Damian was he hated performing in front of people. CT got off the stage and waited for the Kilted lifeguards to go up. Strahan was first Neil graciously gave him the guitar, and one by one the Kilted lifeguards went onto the stage. The only one left was Guy and Patrick but Patrick never did anything like this. The other Kilted lifeguards would not perform with out Guy, so Pfieffer decided to talk to him...
Pfieffer went and sat beside Guy, "What's the problem."
"You know what it is, I hate singing infront of people."
"Guy, just think you are just singing for me, or if worst comes to worst you can picture the audience in their underwear."
That made him laugh, "Okay"
He walked up to the stage like a man.
Then Brady said, "Well we don't have any songs prepared, so what should we sing."
Celtic Girl or CG who was in the audience yelled, "Sing your happy and you know it."
"They wont know that," OG argued, " Sing a CT song."
"Well which one?" Dooley asked.
Calli came up with an answer this time, "You should sing, Ireland's call."
Tori added, "Then sing Caledonia... and add a kilt flip in their."
The Life guards agreed and started singing. Shock went through the crowd and Sharon and Pfieffer. Patrick was singing softly along to the song.
All the guys of Celtic Thunder were amazed at how well the lifeguards sang. Sharon was amazed as well, she leaned towards Pfieffer, "Where did you find them?"
"They were in the area where the pool was, they were miserable till I came and found them." Pfieffer had never seen them so serious, but they were having fun.
The lifeguards finished Irelands call, Then they started Caledonia that was a real hoot.
The kilted Lifeguards were singing caledonia, they were about to do the kilt flip when the lights in the pub went out. The stopped singing. Their was a scream.
Brady yelled, "HEY what's going on!"
Just then the lights came back on. Patrick looked beside him. CT's focus went to the empty stool next to Patrick. Then all of the Kilted Lifeguards looked at the empty stool. All the people in the pub screamed. Then patrick yelled, "WHERE IS PFIEFFER!?!?"
Paul took charge, he had some how acquired a tan trench coat and a hat that looked like the kind Sherlock Holmes wore.
"We need to find Pfieffer, and find out who took her." He proclaimed.
"I think it was... Him" Guy said, as he pointed to a guy in the audience.
"No I think it is... Him." Damian said pointing to a different guy in the audience.
"You to come up here." Andrew demanded.
"What are your names?" George asked.
"Hey, Hey, Hey, I am the detective here, that means I ask the questions." Paul said.
"Oh God." Keith said as he rolled his eyes.
The two guys came up, and said their names. A shock went through the pub.
Their names were Sean and Aaron names that made every person cringe.
"WHAT did you do with Pfieffer?" Paul asked looking at Sean with a huge magnifying glass that he some how got.
Sean answered, "Nothing why do you think it was me?"
"WHAT about you Mr. Aaron?" Paul moved his magnifying glass onto Aaron.
"Why you accusing me I did not do anything."
Every single person in the pub said, "RIGHT" Tori rolled her eyes.
Back Track a bit
The pub lights went out. Pfieffer screamed as a bag was put over her head. She was picked up and put into a room. The bag was taken off her head. She saw her kidnapper and said, "YOU!" Her kidnapper gagged and bound her, Closed the door and walked out.
Back to the Interrogation
Tori asked Damian, "You will find her right?"
Damian said, "Sure." but he did not know for sure.
wherever pfeiffer is
The kidnapper came back in and said, "Don't worry we are not going to hurt you, we are just winding the guys up."
Pfieffer started to laugh. "You could have told me that before."
The person was then surrounded by to others, "That would ruin the fun." One of them said.
"I hope Sean and Aaron are not in their tonight."
"Why?" The third one said.
"Well this time they really did do nothing, the are completely innocent." Pfieffer replied.
"I think we can milk this a bit longer," the original voice said.
"I think you should." Pfieffer said.
back in the pub
"So if it wasn't you to who was it?" Innis asked.
"Do you mind, I am the detective here, I ask the questions." Paul said.
"I think their is only one way to handle this." Guy said.
"Interrogation." Damian said.
"Does this coat, hat, and magnifying glass mean anything to you?" Paul asked.
"No." Dooley and Ryan replied.
"Sorry ladies we will have to interrogate all of ye." Andrew said.
"We wont be mean, we promise... RIGHT Paul." George said.
"Why are you looking at me." Paul said.
"Oh lordy." Keith said.
"Well interrogation will be held by the pool, first in is OG." Paul said.
OG got up she was scared, and followed them into the room where the pool was. Keith and Innis closed the doors and the ladies of the pub gathered around trying to see in, but all the could see was the gold hair of Keith and Innis.
"So," Paul said, "Do you know what is going on."
IN THE PUB AREA
People were crowded around Arron and Sean who swore they did nothing.
BACK IN THE POOL AREA
"OG," Guy started, "Do you know what's going on."
"Does this." Paul pointed to his hat, coat, and magnifying glass, "Mean anything to you"
"Nope." Damian said, taking the magnifying glass and throwing it towards a door with a soccer ball on it.
"Damian, you are pushing my buttons." Paul threatened, "I heard Nike is looking for employees."
"Paul, your pushing it." Keith and Innis said.
"Yeah and l'oriel has been in contact with me, they want you two to model."
"WOAH! Don't go their man." Innis said.
"You KNOW I am a wash in go kind of guy." Keith said
"Calm down lads." Goerge said. Andrew handed Paul a new magnifying glass. The entire time OG was laughing making her almost fall of her chair.
"Go get Tori" Patrick said.
Og went out into the pub, "Tori your up." she said.
Tori slinked into the room, "I did not do anything."
"Fine, be hasty." Damian said.
"Damian." Paul said he was kind of frustrated.
Tori replied, "I did not mean it like that Damian, I am sorry."
"Don't worry, i was just pulling yer leg." Damian said. Tori giggled.
"You can leave now." Paul said, "Send in CG."
Tori went into the pub area and told CG to go in. CG walked in confidently she knew she did nothing wrong.
"So, did ya do anything wrong, please say ya didn't" Keith said. Innis winked at her.
"Of course I didn't do anything Pfieffer is my friend."
Just then Patrick burst out, "WHY CAN"T SOMEONE FIND HER!!!"
"WE ARE TRYING TO!!!" Neil yelled.
"Did ya have to yell in my ear?" Strahan asked.
"Sorry." Neil said.
"Um..." Paul said, "Send in MK."
CG went out and in cam MK.
"Do you know the whereabouts of Pfieffer?" Ryan asked.
"Wait I thought Paul was detective." MK answered.
"Well I was." Paul said.
"Oh can it." Dooley said.
"Hey, that was not nice." Brady said defending Paul.
"I am nicer than you." Dooley argued.
"Are not."
"Are to."
"Are not."
"Are to." Innis joined Dooley.
"GUYS ENOUGH, WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TRYING TO FIND PFIEFFER. NOT TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO IS NICER WHICH IS DOOLEY BY THE WAY!" Patrick wailed. Brady just huffed and sat on the floor.
"I don't know where she is. Sorry." MK said.
"Umm go outside and wait till we figure out what to do." Paul suggested. MK walked out of the room, as she walked out three figures walked in.
"Oh boy." Paul said.
In walked Zara, Phil, and Alex.
"How much ya wanna bet, they had something to do with this?" Keith asked.
"All the money I make." Dooley answered.
"Oh and how much is that?" Guy asked.
"Probably more than you and Damian both make." Ryan said.
"Hey." Damian said, as he was offended.
"Guys what is going on out their. Two guys fled the pub insisting they did nothing." Phil said.
"And their are so many accusations going on." Alex added.
"What did you guys do?" Zara asked.
"Nothing." They all replied.
"Some one kidnapped Pfieffer!" Patrick wailed.
"Oh Patrick sweety I am sorry." Zara said.
"How can you be." Patrick wailed again.
"Because I kidnapped her." Zara replied.
"WHAT!?!" The entire group said.
Then Pfieffer appeared, and started laughing.
"Oh that was cruel Zara." Paul said.
"She didn't do it alone." Phil stated.
"We helped." Alex said with a big smile on his face that quickly went away.
Then Lauren said, "I had no Idea they were going to do it, but then they told me what was going on."
"I am so lost right now." Strahan said.
"They wound us up smart one." Neil said.
"Oh." Strahan replied.
"So how are ya gonna tell them." Andrew said.
"Well we thought you could tell them." Alex said.
"Oh no lad this was all your doing. You must take the full blame." George said.
During all this Paul sat on the ground. "What's the matter Paul?" Pfieffer asked.
"I wanted to figure out the mystery, I have the hat, the coat, and the magnifying glass." He pouted as he showed Pfieffer the magnifying glass.
"Oh Paul, it's okay." She thought. "I have it. I know how you can still figure out the mystery. While we know you did not figure it out, the guys in the pub dont." She motioned to the pub.
Paul got the swanky look. Bounced off the floor, and busted through the pub door, "I HAVE SOLVED THE MYSTERY!" He yelled. The entire pub turned his way. "Pfieffer, if you would please come out." Pfieffer stepped out, and the pub gasped.
"So who took her?" CG asked.
"That my friends is what i am going to tell you. You see when the lights went out, Pfieffer was taken."
"We knew that already." Tori said.
"Give me a minute." Paul said, "She was taken." He paused for dramatic effect, "By," He paused again for dramatic effect, "Zara, Phil, and Alex." A gasp arose from the pub.
"WHAT!?!" MK asked.
"HOW?!?!" OG asked.
"WHY?!?!" Sharon asked.
"It was a wind up." Paul said.
Another gasp arose from the pub. Then laughter. "Get back up on stage Kilted lifeguards!" Tori yelled.
"I believe you were at the kilt flip." MK said.
"I believe you are right." Guy said.
The guys got on stage, and did the kiltflip and finished the song. Their was laughter and happiness through out the pub.
THE END