Post by orinocoflow on Dec 23, 2011 22:56:25 GMT -5
Furb and I were talking and she said that Ryan needed a "walking laugh-track"....so I decided to write a one-shot about that XD Enjoy!
“Deco is 64,” Ryan said matter-of-factly. After a pause of silence, he glanced at the screen. “That was a joke, you guys….”
George sighed sadly and closed the door to Ryan’s room where the man was holding a live chat with some fans and turned to Keith and Daniel.
“That boy needs a walking laugh track,” he groaned.
“Like in Labyrinth?” Keith squeaked excitedly. “Ahahahaha, hahaha….WELL?” he said in a commanding, dramatic voice, glaring down at Daniel, and then suddenly switched to crouching beside the youngster and laughed in a high, uproarious way. “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
Daniel blinked and took a step closer to the saner George. “Um….what labyrinth?”
Keith froze mid-laugh and turned his shocked face to Daniel. “PLEASE tell me you know what I’m talking about….PLEASE?”
Dan gulped and backed down the hallway. “N-n-nooooooo…” he managed, and then sprinted to his room, closing and locking the door with a slam at the dangerous gleam in the surfer’s eyes.
George sighed. “And that one needs to see some classics. Anyway, here’s what I had in mind….”
“I can't wrap. I am very bad at it. I think girls wrap better than boys do.” Ryan laughed suddenly and slapped his knee, but the fans were silent. “That….sounds so sexist.”
He read one of the posts that a fan had said. “’Sexist pig’….yep. I am,” he agreed, nodding.
At the same time, Keith crept in ad placed a tape recorder with a large “ON” button on the black-haired man’s knee seconds before Ryan slapped his knee in another bout of laughter…but this time, he was accompanied by loud, uproarious laughter. He was momentarily stunned and squeaked, jumping out of his chair and sending the tape recorder flying.
“YOU!!!!” he yelled, chasing after the blond. Keith darted just out of his reach and skidded to a halt in the doorway.
“WELL?” Keith called.
Right on cue, Daniel, George, Deco, and Neil filled the doorway, cracking up as well. Shaking his head, Ryan returned to the computer…only to find all the fans dying of laughter.
“See? I AM funny!” he crowed, grinning happily and not seeing the men smirking behind his back.
THE END
“Deco is 64,” Ryan said matter-of-factly. After a pause of silence, he glanced at the screen. “That was a joke, you guys….”
George sighed sadly and closed the door to Ryan’s room where the man was holding a live chat with some fans and turned to Keith and Daniel.
“That boy needs a walking laugh track,” he groaned.
“Like in Labyrinth?” Keith squeaked excitedly. “Ahahahaha, hahaha….WELL?” he said in a commanding, dramatic voice, glaring down at Daniel, and then suddenly switched to crouching beside the youngster and laughed in a high, uproarious way. “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
Daniel blinked and took a step closer to the saner George. “Um….what labyrinth?”
Keith froze mid-laugh and turned his shocked face to Daniel. “PLEASE tell me you know what I’m talking about….PLEASE?”
Dan gulped and backed down the hallway. “N-n-nooooooo…” he managed, and then sprinted to his room, closing and locking the door with a slam at the dangerous gleam in the surfer’s eyes.
George sighed. “And that one needs to see some classics. Anyway, here’s what I had in mind….”
“I can't wrap. I am very bad at it. I think girls wrap better than boys do.” Ryan laughed suddenly and slapped his knee, but the fans were silent. “That….sounds so sexist.”
He read one of the posts that a fan had said. “’Sexist pig’….yep. I am,” he agreed, nodding.
At the same time, Keith crept in ad placed a tape recorder with a large “ON” button on the black-haired man’s knee seconds before Ryan slapped his knee in another bout of laughter…but this time, he was accompanied by loud, uproarious laughter. He was momentarily stunned and squeaked, jumping out of his chair and sending the tape recorder flying.
“YOU!!!!” he yelled, chasing after the blond. Keith darted just out of his reach and skidded to a halt in the doorway.
“WELL?” Keith called.
Right on cue, Daniel, George, Deco, and Neil filled the doorway, cracking up as well. Shaking his head, Ryan returned to the computer…only to find all the fans dying of laughter.
“See? I AM funny!” he crowed, grinning happily and not seeing the men smirking behind his back.
THE END