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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2011 13:33:02 GMT -5
"I..." he tugged at his collar. "I...I am to marry the chiefs daughter!"
Ryan practically chocked. "Chief's daughter?!"
Her brow arched. "Yes...you did not know?"
The Paul look alike continued. "I am to marry the chiefs eldest daughter! Now where is she!? Ths woman will not stand in my way. GUARDS! Seize her!"
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Post by GalwayGirl on Aug 7, 2011 18:27:03 GMT -5
Just as the guards were about to grab Sharon, out of nowhere a portal opened up right behind the Paul look alike and someone flew out tackling him to the ground.
They all stared in shock when they saw who it was, George, he was dressed as an ancient Pict, blue war paint and all.
When he saw everyone staring at him he said, "Did I miss the party?"
"No you popped in just in time," said Damian in relief.
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Post by HburgEagle44 on Aug 7, 2011 18:43:45 GMT -5
"George!" Sharon thundered, stomping over to him. "Why are you dressed like that?"
"I don't know, but I thought it'd go with my skin color!" he grinned at her. "Why are you dressed like that?"
She rolled her eyes. "Well, we're in a crisis here!"
"We are?" He looked around and his eyes bugged wide open. "Hello, everyone. What's the craic?"
Everyone looked confused.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2011 0:00:50 GMT -5
Suddenly Ryan stood.
"Quickly! George, remember that night in Vegas?"
"Ryan?" George scratched his capped head. "Uh...not really..." he shrugged embarrassed.
"You got the license to wed."
"I did?!" he demanded. "Why?"
"because it seemed like a good idea at the time." Keith recalled.
"George, I need you to do something."
George still eyed the Paul lookalike at his feet. "Like?"
"Marry Serenity and Ruan. before he the Paul, thing, dude wakes up!"
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Post by GalwayGirl on Aug 10, 2011 20:05:51 GMT -5
George gulped but a glare from Sharon was enough to prod him into action.
The ceremony was soon performed and the Paul look alike awakened just in time to see Ruan kissing Serenity his new wife.
Just then Paul walked into the village with Keith with a vine tied around his neck in tow.
"Did I miss anything?" he asked then he stopped and stared in amazement at the Paul look alike.
"I think that I need to stop drinking so much" the Paul look alike muttered, "I am seeing double right now."
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2011 0:39:11 GMT -5
"Not for long..." The lookalike cackled, and opened a new portal.
"Oh, no you don't!" Ryan yelled, stepping along with him.
"No!" Sharon grabbed his waist and pulled him back as the lookalike vanished.
"Sharon!" Ryan yelled. "Who knows where he's going now!?"
"I know." Mick said. "He's already altering the time stream. We've got to hurry.
"Where is he?"
"Keith's history."
Just as Mick started to open a new portal, Ruan grabbed Ryan's arm. "Thank you." he said. His other arm held Serenity tight to him. "Our first child, we name after you."
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Post by GalwayGirl on Aug 11, 2011 0:46:46 GMT -5
"Well I wish I could be here," Ryan said, "But I think I am much too far in the future for that, It was great to meet my ancestors though." he thought to himself.
"Oh great," muttered Paul, "I'm just glad that the berries affects seems to have worn off of Keith. I wonder where we will end up now?"
"With our luck Keith's ancestors lived at the bottom of the sea," Damian murmured.
"Well let's go and see where we will end up," said Sharon, "Because the sooner we clean up this mess the sooner we will get home."
Then they all stepped through the portal together.
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Post by orinocoflow on Aug 11, 2011 14:07:53 GMT -5
They all sputtered as salty water splashed their incredulous faces.
"Damian! Never, ever, EVER predict where we're going to end up again, ya hear?" howled Sharon. "I definitely don't want to go to the bottom of this sea."
"Oh, no, we're just going to have to swim to that island!" called Mick from a few feet away. "His family was known for fishing and diving, and even some of the first surfing in this area."
"You're joking, right?" Ryan asked after spitting out a mouthful of ocean water.
"Nope!" grinned Mick. Beside him, Keith punched the air happily.
"HOME SWEET HOME!!!" he whooped and, without a backward glance at the others, swam towards shore at record speed.
"I don't think the berries have worn of yet," sighed George sadly. "Hope we can all swim."
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Post by GalwayGirl on Aug 11, 2011 15:24:10 GMT -5
They all swam reasonably well, some of them like Paul, Damian, and Sharon had a little more trouble. While Mick seemed to be part fish.
"It's a good thing that Damo can swim better then he can dance," said Paul with a laugh, though he was silenced when a mouthful of sea water entered his open mouth.
"After this dealing with all of your pranks will seem like nothing," Sharon muttered as they finally neared the shore.
"Okay, now where did Blondie run off to?" said Ryan scanning the shore of the island, while the rest just took in the whole scene in amazement.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2011 18:43:26 GMT -5
"Oh my gosh! OH MY GOSH!!!!!!" They heard something that sounded close to a garbled Keith. "LOOK!"
He came running back to the shore with what looked like a rough outline of a surfboard. "Can I keep it?!" He cried, bouncing excitedly from foot to foot, his face and Sharon's a mere inch apart. "PLEEEEEEASE?!!?!?!"
"Dear Lord." Sharon backed up slightly. "I think we need to put him through detox."
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Post by HburgEagle44 on Aug 11, 2011 19:10:03 GMT -5
Keith kept looking from face to face. "Can I? Can I? Can I?" he panted, looking like a little puppy dog. Damian glared at him, no doubt thinking about the puppy dog face being stolen from him.
"Keith, me lad," George finally said, "I think you need to go to bed."
Keith stopped talking and stared at George. After a moment's silence, he asked slowly, "What is wrong with me? I feel so...caffeinated. But not." He kinda grinned. "Maybe we shuuuldd gooo somewhere saveeee..." He fell forward and blacked out on the sand, his surfboard thing resting on top of him.
"What did he say?" Mick asked.
Paul translated. "He said, 'Maybe we should go somewhere safe,' though why he would feel unsafe on this beautiful island is beyond me!" He froze as he heard a strange sound. "What was that?"
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Post by GalwayGirl on Aug 11, 2011 22:39:56 GMT -5
They all glanced towards the trees expecting to see some natives or something.
"Okay Paul your turn to check it out," Ryan said pushing Paul towards the trees, "Remember Damo and I did the dirty work last time."
Paul went slowly and carefully toward the trees, when he saw nothing he turned around and started to come back.
Just then something charged out of the trees hit him from behind and knocked him to the ground.
Paul screeched as he fell, he got up to see a goat staring at him while everyone else laughed hysterically.
"I need to find out what goats have against me," he muttered as he rubbed his back.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2011 23:00:37 GMT -5
The goat bleated a reply before trotting off.
"Ow..." he moaned, trying to stand.
"Get up!: Sharon demanded. "I don't need two singers down!"
"And we...and we float away..." Keith murmured sleepily, his eyes still closed. "To the land of blueberries..."
"Has he eaten today? Damian asked.
"It doesn't matter. He's got enough food stored away in those four stomachs of his."
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Post by GalwayGirl on Aug 12, 2011 2:05:14 GMT -5
"oh you mean Keith has four stomachs?" said Damian grinning at the thought, "No wonder I could never eat as much as he could!!"
"Really, you all need to focus here," said Sharon, "And no you are not running off again," she said as she grabbed Mick by the back of the shirt as he had started to back away.
"Now, tell us what Keith's ancestors are like," said George.
"I bet they were head hunting cannibals," said Damian glumly.
"OH thank you for that image Damo," muttered Paul, just then they heard a noise, "I don't think that is the goat again," Paul said slowly as he glanced nervously around.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2011 13:38:27 GMT -5
"Sea monster..." Keith moaned.
"I really hope it's not that either..." Paul muttered.
"Something you should know," Mick said. "You can't tell anyone where we are after this...see, Keith's ancestors...well...they're definetely akin to water..."
"Sea monkeies?" Damian asked. "Mermen?"
"Close..." Mick said elusively. "See...we're not on any map right now..."
"Where are we!?" Ryan demanded.
"...Atlantis."
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